On spreadsheets.

Tandje9t: speaking of things that are your prerogative, this sort process is causing the old values that were listed as + before the update that made it so we had to add the apostrophe to display as "=+#"
Hinoa: =/
Tandje9t: I don't care enough to fix it before I actually post any given profile that it affects, if you do, just neutralize it to the base number
Tandje9t: only venus and mars are sorted so far
Tandje9t: clanless is too, but I did that by hand since there's only a few in that category
Hinoa: Fixed
Hinoa: The wonders of find/replace
Tandje9t: lel
Hinoa: I suspect I could probably run a (few) find/replaces to add + signs to all positive values
Hinoa: but I'm not sure if it'd be worth it
Hinoa: (probably not)
Tandje9t: in case you're wondering, google docs doesn't let you sort by row, so I'm doing it in openoffice and copying it back
Hinoa: in other news, google docs is dum
Tandje9t: I'd have to remove them again for the actual profiles, so
Hinoa: So you're saying I should do it because it'll make you add more effort? =U
Tandje9t: also at this point it's easier to just do one character for the number than 3 for the plus, since the positive is implied anyway lol
Hinoa: Yes, but it ~looks nice~

On job hunting.

Hinoa: oh wow, this job posting has two typoes in it
Hinoa: way to make me want to work for you
Hinoa: tempted to reply to the ad to say "your spelling is bad and you should feel bad, you unprofessional cockgobbler"
Will: do it
Will: (don't do it)
RyuKenshin: Do it anonymously
NinjaSteve: ^
Tandje9t: ^

On chats.

Will: That chat is still active despite the fact that we haven't played dnd in over 3 years

NinjaSteve: rip

Will: I mean, we're all still friends so wynaut

NinjaSteve: because wobbuffet

Tandje9t: a bit like how there hasn't been a tanw in ever and we're still here lol

Will: And tok is dead but there's a tok chat

On the Six Million Argument Man

Chrono: we have the technology
Chrono: we can rebuild satty
Chrono: faster
Chrono: stronger
Chrono: more terrible than before
Lachesis: yes, but
Lachesis: this is where you stop and think
Lachesis: yes, you can
Lachesis: but
Lachesis: should you?
HFS: "now he, too, is a homunculus"
Chrono: yes
Chrono: for science
Lachesis: and then it became Jurassic Park, but with Canadians instead of dinosaurs

On Rumblechat and Intellectual Discussions

Chrono: having intellectual discourse in rumblechat is approximately like defending a Ph. D. thesis by writing on bathroom walls

On Fetishes

Lachesis: but slime
Lachesis: we can basically just pull out a dartboard
Lachesis: and have a good chance of hitting one of [your fetishes]
HFS: and miss the dartboard entirely
HFS: and still have a good chance

On Things to Be Proud Of

HFS: it's called a running gag you pancakegobbler
Necare: wow
*** Necare has left ***
Hinoa: oh wow
Hinoa: that's Bowse-tier ragequitting
HFS: is it wrong to be slightly proud of this moment

On Wonderful Prizes

Grim is unaware of who Char is. After Googling it...

Grim: ...Char Aznable?
Squee: yes
Bowse: yay
Tan: da
Hinoa: And he's won! Tell him what his wonderful prize is!
Jackal: IT'S A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW CHAR!

On the end times

[01:45:03] Sadique: AND SO THE WAIFUIST TOOK CONTROL OF RUMBLE
[01:45:07] Sadique: AND ALL FELL BEFORE THE PLS
[01:45:36] Sadique: it is said that, at the end, as the last hero fell in battle with the forces of the waifuist
[01:45:48] Sadique: his last words were
[01:45:49] Sadique: "rigged"

On Pokémon Nicknames

Jackal: OH SHIT A SPINARAK
Jackal: Where was this motherfucker three hours ago
Bowse: name it saturos
Bowse: spiders and saturos both terrify peytral
Jackal: it's female, though
Hinoa: I don't see a problem here.
Bowse: ^
Jackal: Saturos it is!

On Shitposts

Saturos: I think today's Temple posts teach a life-long lesson: give a man a shitpost and you might get a reaction. Give a man a place to shitpost and you'll have reactions enough to power a small forum.

On Religious Roleplay

Draco: I put on my vestments and pope hat

On Worse Things

Ulta: Chrono's into lesbo selfcest.
Saturos: Yeah, there are worse things

On the Stages of Grief

Chrono: actually the stages of greif thing was found to be a total crock
Chrono: the first stage is waifus
Chrono: then rage
Ulta: Then more rage
Chrono: then butthurt
Chrono: then more butthurt
Chrono: then so much butthurt
Ulta: Then always more rage
Chrono: eventually you become boyd

On cabbage.

[20:57:22] Vellus Terennia: Now Hinoa
[20:57:24] Vellus Terennia: Think of cabbage
[20:57:30] Vellus Terennia: With all the veiny leafy nonsense going on
[20:57:37] Vellus Terennia: And then think of a green circle.
[20:57:41] Hinoa: ...MY CABBAGES!
[20:57:47] Vellus Terennia: The latter is the tv's idea of cabbage
[20:59:06] Squee: *sphere
[20:59:10] Squee: Squee is a pedant
[20:59:26] Doge the Wow-Crusher: *Squee is a bitch
[20:59:38] Vellus Terennia: Now Hinoa
[20:59:40] Vellus Terennia: Think of cabbage
[20:59:47] Vellus Terennia: With all the veiny leafy nonsense going on
[20:59:51] Vellus Terennia: And then think of a green sphere.
[20:59:58] Vellus Terennia: The latter is the tv's idea of cabbage